Ye New Galactic Bar & Grill & Phong's Head Cantina - After Hours

[mlmbd]

Kamog, WHO?

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[Fyron]

Ah, ok. Glad we got that cleared up.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Ruatha:
Hmm, wasn't someone supposed to say "onions"?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah... It must have been you because you just said it.
But I think the new word around here is "Tomatos" We seem to have an over abundance of them, thanks to Tesco.

[Raging Deadstar]

*Throws Tomato at Rags*

Heh couldn't resist

*grabs barrel and prepares for the oncoming onslaught!*

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
*Throws Tomato at Rags*

Heh couldn't resist

*grabs barrel and prepares for the oncoming onslaught!*<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Puts pot on his head to serve as a helmet.*
It's on RD, it is now on!
*Grabs one whole barrel, lifts above body and throws it at RD. RD attempts to move but it is too late, the barrel lands on RD cause him to be covered in tomatos and stuck in the barrel.*

heh, bring it dude. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[tesco samoa]

Onion

http://www.theonion.com/onion3845/history_3845.html

[tesco samoa]

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
You will turn in one of the most heroic and selfless performances of your career next Thursday, but since you're an architect, the details are pretty boring.

[Raging Deadstar]

Climbs out of barrel and grabs a siv from the kitchen, mounts it on his head and pulls out his puree maker, sticks the tube in the barrel and promptly attacks rags in a spray of liquid tomato!

Bring It Rags, Just Bring It

[ December 05, 2002, 19:23: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Ragnarok]

Hmmm, liquid tomato, got to love that stuff.
Licks the tomato off his face then promtly changes his clothes. How dare you get my new clothes dirty man. Do you not know that tomato stains hardly ever come out. Great, just freakin' great!
Examines the room looking for something to do to RD. Rags notices 2 barrels of tomatos sitting in the corner. But something is different about them. Ahh yes, they are metal. Thinks for a moment on the matter and comes up with a plan.
Rags pulls up a curtain around his construction zone so that RD cannot see what he is up to. He digs a 4 foot hole in the ground and puts the barrel of tomatos in it. He then covers it up with what looks to be flooring but it is really a cheap flimsey paper type stuff. He then lifts the other barrel and attaches it into the roof and after taking the curtain down he calls RD over. RD walks towards Rags, Rags just continues to chuckle at the fact that RD is actually coming over. RD then falls into the barrel of tomatos which triggers the barrel from the ceiling to fall down. Rags pulls out a welder and welds the two barrels together. Leaving RD stuck inside 2 barrels that are welded together. With the help of Barry he lifts the barrels out of the ground and puts them above a open fire.
Ahhh yes, soup de la RD. Shoot, I forgot to add the Xantus planet for flavoring. Oh well, it's still good. A group of onlookers gather around waiting for the soup to finish.

It's already been brought RD. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[tesco samoa]

Meanwhile out in the patio. Tesco teams up with a crack squad of Llama's ( who finished first place in the great tomato throwing contest of 98 ) and prepairs to assault the Cantina...

Floor plans are being looked over ....

[Raging Deadstar]

Hmm this means all out italian style tomato warfare!

*RD's crew storm from the ship and carry him on board, one of which bops Rags on the head with a cucumber, a few welding and construction noises later and RD Storms back out and calls Rags out to the parking lot. Rags wanders out only to be confronted by RD's now fully customizesd Dreadnought and it starts to fire GM Tomatoes the size of people, Rags runs for it but is no match for the heat sinking tomatoes of doom. Rags wakes up an hour later to be found tied to a crispy base, smothered with tomtoes and cheese and Barry chasing after the giant pizza that is Ragnarok*

[Ragnarok]

Rags is still running around in his pizza outfit trying to get away from barry. He then realizes that it is just that, an outfit. He unzips the zipper in back and climbs out of the pizza costume. He grabs a giant cork shooter then aims, and fires at RDs tomato firing dreadnaught. He scores a perfect hit as it plugs up RDs dreadnaughts firing devices and the whole thing explodes covering RD with tomato juice. Rags then tells barry that it is a early christmas presant and that he can eat all the tomato sause he wants, and that the chunks therein (rd) are extra tasty. Rags then pulls out a control device and it sends a signal to his giant flying tomato ship in outer space. The ship then starts moving towards the planet that the Cantina is on. Rags uses his transport device to transport himself, and everything else away from the soon to be crash site, accept RD of course. The tomato ship is in a death spiral then it finally hits RD with a huge boom, a shockwave of tomato sause then spreads out for 3 miles. Rags transports everyone back to their normal spots after the accident.

[mlmbd]

Oh dang, all this Italian food. I really wanted Chinese.

"Tomato" is going to be the new "onion".

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[Ruatha]

*Ruatha walks in, finds a cherry tomato and looks for someone to throw it at*

-Hey, this is war!

*Throws one cherry tomato at RD, hits his left leg with a thud, the tomato dropping unharmed to the floor. Then picks up another one and aims at Rags (saving one in the left hand for Tesco, in case the Llamas will storm the place)*

-Ha Ha Ha, Come get it, tremble you worthless tomato warriors, see Great Ruatha, the Tomato himself splash all others in massive amounts of ketchup!

(* Hauls out the half full ketchup bottle, if the tomatoes won't break, use ketchup*)

[Erax]

Erax takes off his shoe, puts a tomato in it and throws it at Ruatha.

[sachmo]

Can I get a nice French Dip, please? No, not Gerard Depardu...a sandwich. And a diet Coke also, please. Also some pecan pie.

[sachmo]

Joke time!! This on isn't too off color...

A pirate walks into a bar, and out of his pants zipper hangs a steering wheel.
The bartender notices the steering wheel and decides to say something.
He speaks; "Hey Mr. Pirate! Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper?"
The pirate looks at him and says, "Arrrrggh! I know, and it's driving me nuts."

Ba-dum-dum! Thanks, and don't forget to try the french dip. It's excellent!

[TerranC]

Originally posted by sachmo:
Joke time!! This on isn't too off color...

A pirate walks into a bar, and out of his pants zipper hangs a steering wheel.
The bartender notices the steering wheel and decides to say something.
He speaks; "Hey Mr. Pirate! Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper?"
The pirate looks at him and says, "Arrrrggh! I know, and it's driving me nuts."

Ba-dum-dum! Thanks, and don't forget to try the french dip. It's excellent!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Heard it. NEXT!

[Ruatha]

Hmm, wasn't someone supposed to say "onions"?

[Ruatha]

Originally posted by sachmo:
A pirate walks into a bar, and out of his pants zipper hangs a steering wheel.
The bartender notices the steering wheel and decides to say something.
He speaks; "Hey Mr. Pirate! Did you know you have a steering wheel hanging out of your zipper?"
The pirate looks at him and says, "Arrrrggh! I know, and it's driving me nuts."
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Arrrrrrrggh, how many times have we heard it? It's driving me nuts! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

[mlmbd]

Tomato!

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[Ragnarok]

How dare you Sachmo take my joke!?!?! I have told that at least twice here! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I got raved for the second time telling it. I forgot I told it once and told it again like 2 days later. Never have lived it down. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[mac5732]

Mac who is has been away getting ready for retirment (only 4 wrking days left http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif ), wanders into the cantina to freshin up on the latest gossip and to indulge in the furtherance of his research. As he strolls along he hears the Jokes being tossed about by the illustrious patrons, some of whom seem to be covered in some type of reddish color flem. hmm, oh well, Mac decides to join in and yells out his joke

What do you call a Vegitarian who has Diarrea?

A Salad Shooter http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Mac is soon undulated under numerous Tomatos thrown at him by patrons of the establishment.

As he struggles up from the bottom of the slippery slope, he notices Tesco coming in from the Patio with LLamas armed with very large slingshots hmmmmm Now what is that old bird up to now he mumbles as he spits out tomato flem

just some ideas a very sticky Mac

[ December 06, 2002, 04:23: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Kamog]

Ouch! Watch where you throw those tomatoes... huh, this isn't a tomato, it's a Xantus fruit!

[Fyron]

Who's this Xantus fellow?

[Kamog]

Oh, the sentient plant creature? He looked kind of like this:
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1038389525.jpg
Have you seen him?

[Fyron]

I saw that guy hurrying away from the Cantina yesterday.

[Timstone]

Hahaha... LOL!!!

[Atrocities]

Ut-Oh, I think I ate that for lunch. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[mlmbd]

Xantus was a fruit?

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[Ragnarok]

I swear I saw someone outside with a weed eater the other day chopping something that looked like that up. I think it was him...

[sachmo]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
How dare you Sachmo take my joke!?!?! I have told that at least twice here! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I got raved for the second time telling it. I forgot I told it once and told it again like 2 days later. Never have lived it down. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oops! Maybe I ought to check the Cantina more.

Mac: Salad Shooter...that's funny!

Here is another lame attempt at humor:

This very old, rich man marries a young, beautiful woman, but finds he cannot preform his manly duties. In desperation, he tells his doctor that he will pay anything if he can just make love to his wife one time. The doctor thinks about it, and then tells the old man about a procedure that will guarentee results, but it will only work three times, after which time he will suffer a massive heart attack and die.
Beside himself with lust, the old man agrees. The doctor tells him how it will work.
Ok, to become erect, all you have to do is say "Beep." To return to normal, you have but to say "Beep Beep."
The old man nods, and off they go to the operating room.
Hours later, the old man wakes up.
"Well Doc, did it work?"
"Yes, the procedure was a success."
The old man decides to try it out.
"Beep" he says, and instantly he is erect.
A big smile crosses his face, and then he says "Beep Beep." Just as quickly, he loses it.
The doctor reminds him that it will only work three times and then it will all be over. The old man runs downstairs and hops into him limo. On the way home, a car pulls in front of another.
"Beep." The first car honks. The old man feels his soldier pop to attention.
"Beep Beep." the second car returns the honk. Back to normal.
The old man realizes he only has one chance left, so he tells his driver to get him home fast.
Quickly they reach the house, and the old man runs inside.
"Honey, come quick! Get your close off and get into bed! Let's make love!"
The young wife eagerly pulls off her clothes and jumps into bed.
The old man pulls off his clothes, jumps into the bad and shouts "Beep!"
Suddenly the young woman looks at him and says...
"What's all this beep, beep crap?"

[ December 06, 2002, 15:29: Message edited by: sachmo ]

[Timstone]

Hahaha... LOL!!!

[Atrocities]

Oh the story of my life. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

[mlmbd]

rags, I swear I saw someone outside with a weed eater the other day chopping something that looked like that up. I think it was him... <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">was what you saw, a fruit, salad, Xantus or a Tomato?

sachmo, LOL. It wasn't to lame!

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[Kamog]

What? You guys CHOPPED UP Supreme Lord Xantus with a weed eater, and then ATE him for lunch? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Terrible! He was a sentient being! He was just in the wrong place at the wrong time... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

[Fyron]

It was Xantus. He made a clear getaway, and wasn't eaten in a salad. And trust me, he is quite toxic to humans. Eating him would kill you (even being used to the filth of the Cantina). http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
And trust me, he is quite toxic to humans. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Since when have we been humans?

[Fyron]

He is especially toxic to Ragnaroks.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
He is especially toxic to Ragnaroks.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh... That sux... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif *Rags walks away weeping at the fact that he could end up dying in the next couple days.*

[mlmbd]

rags, not to worry. I have the cure for ALL toxins, poisons all that anti-biological stuff. Oh, YES, I have the Power!

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[Fyron]

Not for Xantus type toxins. There is no cure for them.

[Kamog]

How long ago did you eat that Xantus salad? Maybe if you quickly regurgitate it, you'll be OK. I know that sounds kind of rude, but it's a medical emergency!

Oh, I have another idea... maybe we can put you through the transporter and the bio-filters should remove the toxin from your body.

[Fyron]

He ate it days ago. Too late for regurgitation.

That doesn't work in Star Trek, so it can't work here. If it did, they wouldn't have disease and sickness in Star Trek, and yet they clearly do. Sorry.

[Kamog]

That is a good point. Yeah, they have all sorts of nasty sicknesses on the Enterprise all the time! Well, scratch that idea.

Well, then how about cloning Rags and transplanting his brain into a new body?

[Fyron]

The toxin is in his brain too (its very pervasive). It would carry over to the new body.

[Kamog]

We'll freeze him in the hope that some day in the distant future, medicine would have advanced enough to cure him. If all goes well, the doctors of the future will thaw him out and treat him.

[Fyron]

He'll have to be frozen for a very long time (possibly forever).

[Ruatha]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
He'll have to be frozen for a very long time (possibly forever).<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It doesn't really matter how long he stays frozen.
If he can find a race with temporal ability they can build a time machine and send him back cured today!

[Fyron]

That of course assumes that a cure to Xantus poisons can ever be found in the future. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

You know, vampires are immune to poisons/toxins...

Look! Post 1800 in Cantina is up for grabs! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ December 07, 2002, 11:47: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

[tesco samoa]

Vampires are not immune to a nice battle axe upside the head..

[dogscoff]

That of course assumes that a cure to Xantus poisons can ever be found in the future
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Suddenly, a big blue wibbly time distortion portal opens in the middle of the room, and a cured Rags step out from the future, waving goodbye to the highly-evolved aliens that have just will going to did cured and returned him.

That finishes that argument then. A bit of a relief, too, I thought for a while we'd have to prostrate ourselves before the vegetable god and beg for a cure from him.

BTW, that's "cured" as in "made healthy", not the kind of cured normally associated with meat and fish. Although that's not a bad idea...

EDIT: Temporal tech might make all kinds of wonderful things possible, but it sure makes grammar difficult...

[ December 07, 2002, 17:16: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Ragnarok]

Whew, I feel better already. Thanks to my friends from the future I am all better. Oh and thanks for the hook up Dogscoff, I don't think I would have met those friendly people without that card you gave me. Anyways, Ragnarok is back and better then ever folks! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Erax]

And Xantus is history. Salad history.

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Erax:
And Xantus is history. Salad history.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Whatever.

[mlmbd]

rags, Whew, I feel better already. Thanks to my friends from the future I am all better. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You are Welcome! I told you I had the POWER! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

But now that my temporality has been discovered. I am afraid I am going to need to shift the entire temporal address here. I can not have people from every corner to the multi-universes bombarding me with requests! Of course, WHO would belive you? Hmmm...well I will give that some thought, first! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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[Ruatha]

*Flies in to show off his new shiny feathers*
Nice isn't it?

[Kamog]

That's a beautiful new avatar you've got there, Ruatha! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
rags, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> Whew, I feel better already. Thanks to my friends from the future I am all better. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You are Welcome! I told you I had the POWER! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

But now that my temporality has been discovered. I am afraid I am going to need to shift the entire temporal address here. I can not have people from every corner to the multi-universes bombarding me with requests! Of course, WHO would belive you? Hmmm...well I will give that some thought, first! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You're right, no one would believe me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

And Fyron, Why don't you want to admit that Xantus is gone? You seem to be defending him alot, any particular reason why this is?

Ruatha, very nice indeed. I like it.

[ December 07, 2002, 23:08: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Ruatha]

The future is a looooong time!

[Kamog]

Originally posted by Erax:
And Xantus is history. Salad history.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Poor Xantus is gone...

We are assembled here today to pay final respects to our honored dead. And yet, it should be noted, that in the midst of our sorrow, this death takes place in the shadow of new life, the sunrise of a new world, a world that our beloved comrade gave his life to protect and nourish (in the form of Xantus salad).

He did not feel this sacrifice a vain or an empty one - and we will not debate his profound wisdom at these proceedings. Of our friend, I can only say this... of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most - ... - ONION.

All is well. And yet, I can't help wondering about the tomatoes we leave behind. There are always possibilities, Xantus said. And if Twinkies are indeed forever, we must return to this place again. He's really not dead. As long as we remember him.

[Ragnarok]

Wow, that was really powerful Kamog. It almost brought a tear to my eye. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif But then I thought of who you were talking about... Xantus poisened me, and thus I shall not shed a tear in his behalf. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Fyron]

You tried to eat him. What did you expect to happen?

Xantus did get away, you know. He wasn't eaten completely, just partially. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[mlmbd]

Kamog, outstanding eulogy. We should observe a moment of silence!

OK, now back to the fun and games! Hayho!

Oh, a joke would be good here.
A small joke for you. Hope you enjoy it!

Two tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town’s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.

As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the employee," Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are"very slowly?"

The blonde leaned over the counter and said, "Burrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiing."

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[Timstone]

You guys were talking of Temporal science.
I'm Chronos, master of all time! (Johnny Bravo) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Hey i think Rags stole our temporal time traveliing gearbox myself timstone! I think we better put a safety on that thing http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Also Rags i have to side with Fyron on the Xantus thing, you did try and eat him... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[ December 08, 2002, 16:22: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[David E. Gervais]

Originally posted by Kamog:
That's a beautiful new avatar you've got there, Ruatha! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Psssst,.. if you would like a new Avatar pic? Just pop on over to the "Have I got an Avatar for you" thread.. I only create pics for the people that post there! <wispering> ssssh, it's almost a secret! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ December 08, 2002, 16:26: Message edited by: David Gervais ]

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Hey i think Rags stole our temporal time traveliing gearbox myself timstone! I think we better put a safety on that thing http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Also Rags i have to side with Fyron on the Xantus thing, you did try and eat him... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I didn't steal nothing. If you think I stole it I didn't... It's dogscoff that introduced me to the aliens that transported me from the future, so it's those guys that stole it. (Not Dogscoff, but the aliens)

Of course you have to side with Fyron, you never will side with me even if you want to. Thats just the way you are. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

And Fyron, eating someone on some worlds is considered polite. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

But oh well, I guess Xantus did have reason to poisen me. *sigh*... *Rags walks off pondering the unponderable* (Is that a word?)

[Timstone]

Yeah, you're right RD. Some sort of savety on the box would be preferable. Let me think... ahh yes, I know. The security device in one of the Robocop movies. You know, when a thief breaks into a car. As soon as he puts his hands on the stearing wheel, the device straps him into his seat and fries him like a fry in a fryingpan. Hehe... yes, that would do nicely.

[tesco samoa]

Slowly the Llama's moved out

[Fyron]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
And Fyron, eating someone on some worlds is considered polite. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

But oh well, I guess Xantus did have reason to poisen me. *sigh*... *Rags walks off pondering the unponderable* (Is that a word?)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think you miss the point. Xantus didn't give you poison, he was poisonous. The poisons were a part of him. Eating part of him exposed you to them.

[Kamog]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
And Fyron, eating someone on some worlds is considered polite. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think I'll avoid visiting those worlds. It sounds none too safe!
Originally posted by tesco samoa:
Slowly the Llama's moved out<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What are you talking about? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[mlmbd]

Timstone, You guys were talking of Temporal science.
I'm Chronos, master of all time! (Johnny Bravo) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Master of all time, indeed. Better be very careful here. You wouldn't want me to take that little Temporal box we gave you away from you. Would You? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

RD, Hey i think Rags stole our temporal time traveling gearbox myself timstone! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Rags stole nothing from us! We gave him a Temporal Shifter. Or what you refer to as a "temporal time traveling gearbox". We did this so he might deal with some of less scrupulous beings around here. If the need arises!

rags, I didn't steal nothing. If you think I stole it I didn't... It's dogscoff that introduced me to the aliens that transported me from the future, so it's those guys that stole it. (Not Dogscoff, but the aliens) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That is a fine thing. Blaming ME after we saved your life! Maybe I should take the BOX back! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Kamog, I think I'll avoid visiting those worlds. It sounds none too safe! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That does sound like a very prudent action!

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[tesco samoa]

Message to the Kazharii Imperium.

Please Explain how your a honourable Bezerker ?

I wish to know and understand the history of such an empire from a cultural point of view. And how such members of your society will teach me a thing or two about society.

Your friends in supplying Carrots to the Bun Bun's

Vassili Foreign Student Exchange Program Directer.
Minister Bah-Meh-Bah.
85 Canuck is the only Way
L1D 4X5

[Fyron]

Response to the Vassili:

What is so hard to understand about honorable berzerker? Our people value honor, and they are very dangerous in combat. "Berzerker" does not entail "genocidal" or anything of that nature, if that is what you were thinking.

Kalinar
Imperial Department of Foreign Affairs

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:

rags, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I didn't steal nothing. If you think I stole it I didn't... It's dogscoff that introduced me to the aliens that transported me from the future, so it's those guys that stole it. (Not Dogscoff, but the aliens) <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That is a fine thing. Blaming ME after we saved your life! Maybe I should take the BOX back! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
:</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I never said I was blaming you. I'm blaming those alien dudes. Or were those your future offspring? I thought I saw a resemblance. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

I think you miss the point. Xantus didn't give you poison, he was poisonous. The poisons were a part of him. Eating part of him exposed you to them.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fyron, I didn't miss the point. I'm just trying to get out of a sticky situation. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Fyron]

Yes, knowingly eating another sentient being is quite a sticky situation. Actually, it would be more of an atrocity than a sticky situation.

[tesco samoa]

Greetings

when we looked up the word berserk we found : one whose actions are recklessly defiant.

We also found this

Destructively or frenetically violent: a berserk worker who started smashing all the windows.
Mentally or emotionally upset; deranged: berserk with grief.
Informal. Unrestrained, as with enthusiasm or appetite; wild: berserk over chocolates.

Perhaps you may explain how this is a trait that an honourable race would have ?

Your Friends in Party Supplies.

The Vassili

[mlmbd]

rags, I never said I was blaming you. I'm blaming those alien dudes. Or were those your future offspring? I thought I saw a resemblance. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Those alien dudes. Are the race of being that I come from. So, if there was a resemblance, perhaps it was my Brother! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
rags, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> I never said I was blaming you. I'm blaming those alien dudes. Or were those your future offspring? I thought I saw a resemblance. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Those alien dudes. Are the race of being that I come from. So, if there was a resemblance, perhaps it was my Brother! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Thought so. Well sorry for blaming your family. Won't happen again. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[dogscoff]

Yes, knowingly eating another sentient being is ... more of an atrocity <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Dogscoff looks up from his genetically-enhanced sentient squid salad...

Oops...

[Raging Deadstar]

Hey Mlmbd, you never gave us the time travelling gearbox! Timsotne created it from his desires of a polish girlfriend and a few cheap porno films, not forgetting caffeine (sorry timstone http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ) Never shall we reliqunish control of the mighty gearbox, Just cos my loincloth business beat yours doesn't mean you have to fabricate stories about the fabled gearbox.

WE ALL KNOW what really happened, you stoled away witht eh gearbox while its mighty defenders were preoccupied (sorry guys, fell asleep http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) and decided to visit your family in the future, just by chance taking rags along with fake promises of free drink! But since you saved ragnarok we'll let you off, but beware, the gearbox is storng with us!!! (duh duh, duh duh, duh duh)

[Wardad]

AHHHHH!!!!! I WONDERED INTO THE CANTINAAAAAAAA!!!!!

THEIR EATING DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!@@@#$$%&*&^%#@!!

[Puke]

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
Yes, knowingly eating another sentient being is quite a sticky situation. Actually, it would be more of an atrocity than a sticky situation.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Enter stage top: Puke's Battlemoon looms into view through the Cantina skylight, and a large pore in its undulating vommitous surface opens up, heaving Puke through the skylight into the Cantina. The battlemoon assumes a parking orbit, and a new skylight is brought down via dropship.

New patrons gaze in astonished horror and old patrons roll their eyes, as the mass of vomit newly deposited on the Cantina floor demonstrates cognitive abilities. Puke speaks:

"Im not sure what any of this has to do with Atrocities, and was untill now unaware that he was even involved with the consumpsion of other sentients. I can assure you however, that Phongs are quite sticky if you are consuming them Tartare."

[Kamog]

That's a very impressive entry, Puke!

By the way, if you go to Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, you'll meet sentient talking cows who are happy to be eaten.

[tesco samoa]

Alpha Llama One... This is Zulu Llama two, over...

...We are in position.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:
That's a very impressive entry, Puke!

By the way, if you go to Milliways, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe, you'll meet sentient talking cows who are happy to be eaten.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Sweet! Medium well steak here I come.
*Rags jumps in his Dreadnaught and begins his journey to the end of the universe.*

[mlmbd]

rags, I'm with you, Steaks and just about anything! Yes Sir! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

RD, you are so full of bunk. I A STEALER OF NOTHING! The technology comes from my race. You can sort out all the little details, for yourself! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Timstone]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
But since you saved ragnarok we'll let you off, but beware, the gearbox is storng with us!!! (duh duh, duh duh, duh duh)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hahaha... LOL!!! No comment here!
Polish gf and lots of absinthe! Yeah! Bring it on!! You're my kind of guy RD!! Long live timetraveling with RD!! Hahaha... LOL!!!

[Timstone]

Oh yeah, Mlmbd we'll have to punish you for stealing the gearbox and telling fake stories about it. Hmm... an apropriate punishment. Suggestions anyone?

[Raging Deadstar]

How about we tar and feather him and then put him in a randy chicken pen? or how about we smash Mr's GT's best china plates and blame him, thats a good punishment

[Timstone]

Yeah, good thinking! Especially the part about the "current" mrs. GT.
Preparé la vache!

[mlmbd]

Timstone, I will explain again, for you and your sidekick (Raging Deadstar). This time I will type real real slow! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I did not steal/barrow your almost useless timebox. My Race; the "Kwan ta' klaa" has possessed Temporal knowledge for some 857,000.000,000,000,000,000,000.03 of your Earth Years. So your "little toy" box is of no value or interest to me, what so ever! It really is very very limited! I was sent here to observe. Seems the first observer relinquished some very limited Temporal information to someone in this time. I "believe" you are aware of this. Although the box you built does seem to have the same energy signature, when used. Mind you I am NOT pointing any fingers. That's not my job here. I am ONLY to observe. When time travel altered the future (Rags being poisoned), I was allowed to have him taken to my home world. Where he was treated, and returned.

Guess someone might have to ask you and your sidekick Raging Deadstar, If mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif stole Timstone's box, why does Timstone still have it? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

After all there are many many extremely intelligent individuals here! Not all, as I can see, are swept up or blinded by your tall tails! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[tesco samoa]

Bah Temporal knowledge and you still cannot figure out the decimal system.... Bah...

Decimal time rocks....

Begone the patio has no room for your non drinking types...

[Kamog]

Wow! mlmbd http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif , you belong to a very ancient race! I didn't think the universe was that old! Maybe your race has lived through many different universes? Or, I guess with time travel technology, you can keep looping back to the beginning of the universe whenever you reach the end, so that your race can be many times older than the universe itself! That is amazing.

[Puke]

i disbelieve the whacked temporal f--kery. the illusion vanishes, the gear box blows a sprocket, and mlmbd disappears in a paradoxical puff.

mlmbd immediately storms back into the cantina from the parking lot, looking very annoyed and wondering who willed him into nothingness by the sheer power of their disbelief.

puke looks puzzled that nothingness isnt quite as far away as it used to be, and silently hopes that if he accidentially stares too long into the void of the parking lot, that the parking lot will not stare back through him in return.

[Timstone]

Aha, now I see. So RD had it wrong. Hmm... I can't blame him. Coz I can't find my gearbox anywhere.

*searches again in the cantina*

"Oh, here it is! Under the carpet! No wonder I couldn't see it."
Hmm... I guess you aliens are always right, no? But I still refuse to accept you aliens have more knowledge of temporal bussiness than RD and me. We are the masters of time!
You know why it has a different energy signature than the knowledge you spreaded? It's because of the ingredients I used to build this timetraveling monster. I used, a bottle of absinthe, a dirty magazine, the Hellraiser DVD box and of course the gearbox itself. All very exotic materials, hard to come by and thus produces a very strange energy signature.
Now, be gone, you observer! Go observe some other race! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[dogscoff]

Link. (http://invirtuo.cc/phpwiki/index.php/Cantina)

[Timstone]

In one word: GREAT!!! Two thumbs uf for you Dogscoff! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

[mlmbd]

tesco samoa, Bah Temporal knowledge and you still cannot figure out the decimal system.... Bah... <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Check YOUR FACTS http://www.scit.wlv.ac.uk/university/scit/modules/mm2217/decsys.htm
Decimal time rocks.... <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It certainly does. But I had no idea someone with your obviously limited intelligence could fathom, let alone embrace Decimal Time! So my apologizes, tesco samoa (whichever one I am addressing) You know you can get help (even in this time) for that multi-image problem. I will remove the commas. 857000000000000000000000.03 Do hope that makes you happy.
BAH! Take a hike, yourself!

Kamog, you belong to a very ancient race! I didn't think the universe was that old! Maybe your race has lived through many different universes? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why yes we are Ancient! We have indeed lived through many universes. Who said there is only one Universe? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Puke, i disbelieve the whacked temporal f--kery. the illusion vanishes, the gear box blows a sprocket, and mlmbd disappears in a paradoxical puff. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">As you can plainly see, I am no illusion. And that look is not "very annoyed" or even a little annoyed. It was a wondering look as you observed. I was wondering, who the heck came up with such an astonishing Ride? I was looking to another turn. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Timstone, first I am glad you found your "little box". Now you know I did not steal it! Hmm... I guess you aliens are always right, no? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, we are not "always" right! But, if were wrong, we can "always" go back and change it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Your explanation of the energy signature seems valid. The fact that you actually constructed the devise is "very" impressive. But "NO ONE" is the master of time. Not even my race! SO, be "impressed" with yourself for your accomplishment. Just don't be "to impressed"!

dogscoff, all I can say is; Wow! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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edit for a typo

[ December 11, 2002, 15:36: Message edited by: mlmbd ]

[tesco samoa]

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
This holiday season is, as always, a time of terrible stress for you and the rest of the well-formed, eight-foot-tall pine trees.

Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
You would be a lot more comfortable with your home life if you knew why seven-time Winston Cup champion Richard Petty was always hanging around the place.

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You'll have the kind of week that makes you wish your parents had followed through on their military-school threats, but for different, sexier reasons.

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
You'll have a thrilling adventure whose recounting will be greatly enjoyed by those willing to sit through your seizures to get to the sign language.

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
You're beginning to wonder exactly who is in charge of quality control for all those treasure maps.

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
You will get a good deal on a major appliance purchase, but that's about it.
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
An otherwise enjoyable week is shot to hell when you have several phone conversations with people from L.A.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
You will be the toast of forensic investigators from coast to coast for your ability to really spread the ol' fluids around the murder scene.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
You were a cop, and a damn good one at that, but you committed the ultimate sin and testified against one of your own. Now, you must pay the price and be doomed to late-night cable syndication.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
It's impossible for you to get more tail than a dogcatcher--partially because of your poor hygiene, but mainly because you're a dogcatcher.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
You've never been one to take offense at accusations of arrogance, especially since they're all bull**** anyway.

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
You will abandon your search for the wisdom of the East when it turns out to be devoid of cool kung-fu moves.

[mlmbd]

tesco samoa, so which one is yours? Do tell!

I personally don't prescribe to horoscopes!

See you have read Sun Tzu. No offence, 'try' to baffle them with BS!

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[tesco samoa]

Ummm... Whats going on here ???

Perhaps your mistaking Cantina joking and playing for personal attacks. There is none here, nor is there any intent of that in my Posts.

I leave it at that...

[Puke]

god, im glad im not a Pisces. when i go to the east (to escape the bloodbath i leave behind for the forensic investigators), i expect it to be FULL of cool kung-fu movies. why else would they call it the east?

[Raging Deadstar]

*Wanders in with a mounted Industrial powered triple size wave motion gun*

Thats my major appliance purchase for this month! Hey timstone, finishing the touches to our next time travelling adventure, lets show old mumbled whos the masters of time travel

[Timstone]

Yeah! I can't wait to read it mate! We'll show who are the masters of time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif

[mlmbd]

tesco samoa, your apology and explanation are accepted. Enough said!

RD, mounted Industrial powered triple size wave motion gun <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Isn't even going to give me motion sickness! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif Hey timstone, finishing the touches to our next time travelling adventure, lets show old mumbled whos the masters of time travel <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, be still my heart. The moniker is still, mlmbd! "The masters of time travel", my Aunt Bessie! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Timstone, Yeah! I can't wait to read it mate! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh sure you can. I know I can! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif We'll show who are the masters of time! [Cool] <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">My Aunt Bessie! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Kamog]

Umm, I heard that there are Fluffy Bunny Waitresses here in the Cantina... where are they? I also hear that there's going to be some sort of FIGHT happening here! (I brought a supply of onions and tomatoes for us to throw...)

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:
Umm, I heard that there are Fluffy Bunny Waitresses here in the Cantina... where are they? I also hear that there's going to be some sort of FIGHT happening here! (I brought a supply of onions and tomatoes for us to throw...)<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*At the very mention of tomatoes and onions the roof opens up and a Battlemoon drops a load of aforementioned items onto Kamog.*

Gees, you had to go and say the O word didn't you?!? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Even though the veggy god is dead, or so I Last heard, doesn't mean there isn't loads of those stinking items left.

*Rags then looks up at barry in the battlemoon and gives him 2 thumbs up indicating that the job was done.*

[Kamog]

*Kamog crawls out from under the massive pile of - um, uh, whatever these roundish plant-type things are.*

Oh, these things are .... um, Xantus fruits, yeah, that's right, Xantus fruits.

-----
Care of Xantus Plants

Xantus grows best when he receives full sunshine. Plant him away from trees and buildings. Prior to planting, saturate Xantus with Miracle Gro's water soluble fertilizer (5-10-10), being sure to refer to mixing rates recommended on the container.

Keep Xantus well-watered throughout the growing stage. An excellent way to water Xantus is to use water balloons. It is possible to overwater Xantus, so do not allow his soil to remain soggy for extended periods.

Manure can be used for fertilization, but because excessive nitrogen tends to cause Xantus to produce abundant tentacles versus Xantus fruit, use it with caution.

Xantus Aphids - The aphid is a 1/10 to 1/5 inch long, soft-bodied, teardrop-shaped insect. It attacks Xantus from the seedling stage throughout the growing season. Adults emerge from soil in early spring and lay eggs on the undersurface of Xantus leaves. The aphid has a piercing tube-like mouth that sucks out Xantus juices. This sap sucking activity weakens Xantus and may deform and stunt his infected tentacles and Xantus fruit. To control, feed him Twinkies.

Xantus Blight - A fungus disease that shows up first on the leaves and eventually on the Xantus fruits as it matures. The Xantus leaves develop spots that are dark brown with a series of concentric rings that have a "bulls-eye" pattern. Under warm, wet weather conditions, this disease can spread rapidly over the entire Xantus plant. Remedies include: Xantus rotation, being sure to use healthy Xantus seedlings. Avoid planting Xantus in the same area as o***ns were the previous year. Clean up all Xantus debris at the end of each season.

[Fyron]

Xantus doesn't grow any fruit, and he isn't actually a PLANT. He is plant-like, in that he has chloropLasts and photo-synthesizes. But he has no roots, and he doesn't just sit in the ground.

[Timstone]

Can't you be content just for once Imperator?! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Kamog did a great job describing the Xantus Plant. Two thumbs up for Kamog! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif
btw, Imperator, you said you never heard of Xantus, so what are you blabbering about?

[Raging Deadstar]

Heh fyron isn't content with a lot of things

[Raging Deadstar]

Also Kamog, there are Fluffy Bunny Waitresses,m they serve you when you buy drinks and some times like to give you special favours, of course among these is the Gryphin Position which you don't wnat to know about http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[mlmbd]

RD, Also Kamog, there are Fluffy Bunny Waitresses,m they serve you when you buy drinks and some times like to give you special favours, of course among these is the Gryphin Position which you don't wnat to know about <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Kamog may not want to know. But I sure the heck do! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Taz-in-Space]

and some times like to give you special favours, of course among these is the Gryphin Position which you don't wnat to know about <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">...I'd also decline if the FBW asks you about the SPECIAL attachments! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Will]

Hmm... I was going to tell everyone a story, but I seem to begin siezing every time I start.

Oh well. I'll take a drink on Tesco's tab. mac says it's OK http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Kamog]

Kamog may not want to know. But I sure the heck do!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually, I'm kind of curious as to what it is... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Kamog may not want to know. But I sure the heck do!
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Actually, I'm kind of curious as to what it is... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">To tell you the truth. I've been here for awhile and I never found out the true meaning of the position. I am curious but I haven't bother to ask about it because I am sure I would regret it.

[mlmbd]

rads, To tell you the truth. I've been here for awhile and I never found out the true meaning of the position. I am curious but I haven't bother to ask about it because I am sure I would regret it. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">When I asked. I was pretty sure I was going to regret it! Just couldn't stop myself. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
rads, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> To tell you the truth. I've been here for awhile and I never found out the true meaning of the position. I am curious but I haven't bother to ask about it because I am sure I would regret it. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">When I asked. I was pretty sure I was going to regret it! Just couldn't stop myself. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I don't blame you. At least you got the courage to ask about it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ruatha]

Hello.
*looks around *
-hmm, empty, no one here for 7 hours!
*Starts to help myself at the bar'
-So, the bar is free tonight?

[mlmbd]

rags, don't know if was just curiosity, courage, plain belligerence or a mixer of the three. Just knew I had to ask! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Hey you, over there! You look vaguely familiar. Do I know you? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ruatha]

-Who me. (oops, someone else here!)
-I was going to pay, honestly, trust me!

[mlmbd]

Yes you. As I said; You look vaguely familiar. Do I know you? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ah, I care not whether you pay or not! There are plenty of open TABS!

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ruatha]

-puh.
You want some too?
I heard that Fyrons Tab was open for grabs.

[mlmbd]

Sure! Pass me some suds!

It is kind of slow. Isn't it? Guess everyone went to the movies tonight!

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[ December 14, 2002, 01:51: Message edited by: mlmbd ]

[dogscoff]

To tell you the truth. I've been here for awhile and I never found out the true meaning of the position. I am curious but I haven't bother to ask about it because I am sure I would regret it.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I hear a rumour that GrowlTigga once saw a jpg of the infamous Gryphin position. Is it a coincidence that no-one has seen him in weeks?

If it's slow in the Cantina, try IRC: gamesnet, #se4

[Ragnarok]

I hear a rumour that GrowlTigga once saw a jpg of the infamous Gryphin position. Is it a coincidence that no-one has seen him in weeks?
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Mumbles to self* "Lucky son of a gun!"
*Quickly notices that he didn't say it to himself but rather out loud.* "Oh I mean uhhh, poor Tigga, I feel so sorry for him." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Krsqk]

I know I'll regret posting in this thread. My force-feedback mouse was fighting this click all the way. But since I'm here already...

I think the GP had something to do with wagons.

[Puke]

actually, circling the waggons was another operation entirely. TGP is some sort of acrobatic stunt developed and used by our very own Gryphin, so if you want to know about it, he is the man to ask. (unless you dont want to disappear like GT, who supposedly found out the details)

Regarding CTW... hooo boy, wouldn't you like to know.

[Kamog]

I hear a rumour that GrowlTigga once saw a jpg of the infamous Gryphin position. Is it a coincidence that no-one has seen him in weeks?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Now I'm really curious what the Gryphin position is. Is GrowlTigga not around lately because he got hurt trying it?

Maybe he never left the Cantina; he's just been staying in the holodeck and not coming out all this time. Maybe we should check to make sure he's OK?

[Raging Deadstar]

Lol circle the wagons just as bad as the gryphin position, and the FBW's are trained in both, plus the erotic art of sexual innuendo with construction size hedgeclippers http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[mlmbd]

All this wagon circling is giving me a headache. I need a good stiff drink!!

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Kamog]

Hi! I've been trying to figure out what the "Gryphin position" and "Circling the Wagons" are. In my search so far, I have only discovered numerous vague references to the Gryhin position, and nowhere did I find a clear explaination.

However, here is Gryphin's explaination of "Circling the Wagons", back from January in an old thread. You might be disappointed to find out what it is:
Originally posted by Gryphin:
"Circle the wagons" Historically was a form of defense used against bandits / marauders and such. Used in the colloquial it means a group of people banding together to support or protect each other. In the case I was referring to, one of the participants on that board used the expression to explain the actions of the group and its response to a perceived "attack" on them. Someone else "corrected" her because that was how wagon trains of the settlers in the "American West" would defend themselves against the Indians and it might offend a Native American. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">The "Gryphin position" is still a mystery, but it seems that: (1) It's fun and very exciting; (2) It involves one or more FBW's; (3) Once you start doing it, it's hard to stop; (4) You need to be extremely fit and healthy to attempt it; and (5) It is somewhat dangerous.

Anyway, in preparation for experiencing the Gryphin position when we do find out what it is, it is suggested that you keep yourself in good physical shape by lifting weights, jogging, swimming, stretching, doing push-ups and sit-ups, cycling, playing sports, etc.

[Raging Deadstar]

Heh the gryphin position, you certainly don't want the FBW's to attempt it with you, thye may seem scantily clad and very beautiful on the outside but inside they just want to torture you, they are adept followers of the sexual mechanics of rolling pins, dishwashers, portable hand blenders *ouch* and hedgeclippers, trust me

*GT Can be heard screaming from the office he's resigned his absncece to and female giggling can be heard that sends shivers done every patrons spine!*

I need a drink Taz, hold the demonic torture from the FBW's please http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Taz-in-Space]

I need a drink Taz, hold the demonic torture from the FBW's please
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Here have an extra-large frosted mug. I'll put it on someone's tab. (Fyron's or Mac's or Dogscoff's or Gryphin's or ...)

As to those FBW's - They ARE NOT demonic! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

...Just a little DEVILISH http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

P.S. You were SEEN Ruatha! Even deity's from the Thread That Never Dies must pay at the Cantina. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

[ December 15, 2002, 16:14: Message edited by: Taz-in-Space ]

[Timstone]

Hmm... devilish. I think Gunther has to return once more to cleanse some souls, hehe...
Personally I like girls with a slight devilish or demonic tendencies. They make live interesting.

[tesco samoa]

The door to the cantina slowly opened....... A long shadow filled the room. The most ( http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif ) feared LLama in the world, Señor Temido mucho It was his shadow that cast fear and doom upon all in the cantina. As his hoves made that clip clop sound of impending death, the lesser feared but killers non the less llamas moved out.....

[Gryphin]

:: The doors 0f the Cantina swing open, A figure from the past enters, Atired in tight black leather, A nasty looking leather #T%W$E hangs from his belt, His eyes scan the room ::
Do you really want to know about Circle the Wagons and The Gryphin Positon?
I gots to know, doya feel lucky? huh, do ya?

[Puke]

im not sure these youngsters are ready for it, Gryph.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Puke:
im not sure these youngsters are ready for it, Gryph.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm ready. I want to know, I'll do anything to know. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Gryphin]

:: Hears a voice crack and go into a high pitch, Eyes scan, Then focus on an under 30, Raises one ebrow ::
"Anything"?
:: A wry smile crosses his lips ::
puke, would you say, Naive?

[Kamog]

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Puke:
im not sure these youngsters are ready for it, Gryph.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm ready. I want to know, I'll do anything to know. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I'm ready, too! Please teach us the Gryphin Position, great Master! I already found a partner, this pretty FBW here beside me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[tesco samoa]

Señor Temido mucho turned around and staired at the Gryphin. " Do you know that I was building up this entrance for 2 weeks and you blew it in one post?"

"LLAMA ATAQUE"

Six Medium built LLAMA's dive in though the door and attack the Gryphin. Buy taking little nibbles at his heals..

"LLAMA GOTA"

The Gryphin is deposited beside Señor Temido mucho.

"Senor Gryphin I know of this círculo el carro you speak of. But please tell the story again. As I add the finishing touches to the demise of this......"

[dogscoff]

After several weeks of cataloguing violations, writing up reports and intensive trauma- therapy, the Health Inspectors have summoned GT & myself to court. Taz, Barry, the FBWs and other emplyees have so far not been implicated as responsible for any wrongdoing.

The outcome of those proceedings will be made available to patrons at an appropriate moment.

[Gryphin]

:: Backhanding the closest llama, Stands relaxed ::
Call off the dogs "Señor Temido"
I tell who, what, and when I choose. Just a note. You don't want to be around when GT finds out some yongster tryed CTW or TGP with an FBW. Your life expectancy will change.

So, what are they. Ok, first you need a candle lit room, Light sandlewood insence must be burning, your companions must have bathed in rose perfumed water,

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Gryphin:

So, what are they. Ok, first you need a candle lit room, Light sandlewood insence must be burning, your companions must have bathed in rose perfumed water,<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yes.... Keep going.... I'm writing this downas we go...

[Gryphin]

"I'm writing this down"
hey man, just copy and paste it.

Actualy, why don't I just emial it to you.
< The Gryphin Gryns >

[ December 16, 2002, 19:15: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

[tesco samoa]

"Sir Gryphin a Llama is not a perro. No lamen sus extremos. Un insulto grande if I may say so my self."
Señor Temido mucho cracks open a cigar box and does his best George Peppard imatation.

"Do you not know what my name is, you will answer that question as a sabio or I will send the third squad Llama coma las tablas. They will chew up your coffee tables and other wooden items located in your place of residence."

[TerranC]

Before you close down this thread...

100 MORE!

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Gryphin:
"I'm writing this down"
hey man, just copy and paste it.

Actualy, why don't I just emial it to you.
< The Gryphin Gryns ><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Alright, sounds good. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Probably a better thing if you didn't want EVERYONE to know about it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Email is in the profile... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ December 16, 2002, 21:48: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Kamog]

Umm, FBW and I are getting impatient. It's OK, we don't really need to know what the "Gryphin Position" is anymore, we thought of some other things to do...

[mac5732]

A shiney brandnew Dreadnaught lands in the cantina parking lot, the door opens and noises similiar to a very riotous and rip roaring party emanate from the interior as down the gangplank walks Mac. He smiles at Barry, proceeding inside where he walks/staggers/sways over to his favorite table. Ahhh the old homestead is still here, he shouts, he orders his usual order of bacon, eggs, hashbrowns and rye toast and of course his ususal brewski to wash it down with.
I heare the GT, Dogscoff and Taz have been called into court by those health inspectors, hmmmm, sounds like we may have to move again he mutters to the FBW delivering his order.... Aahh the retired life is great he shouts to all the members, drinks all around on Rags's Tab he shouts to the new fill in bartender... Have to read up on all the latest news in the cantina he mumbles to himself as he picks up the cantina gazette.... Now whats this about Tomatos, gear boxs and time sharing.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

PS. Gryphin, see my PS for you under Tesco's new cantina name thread.....Its in reference to allowing young minds to inquire into CTW and "The Gryphin Position" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

just some ideas mac (retired as of 1-1-03 and on vacation from now until then.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif )

[ December 17, 2002, 03:19: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Timstone]

Welcome back Mac! Enjoy your retirement!

[tesco samoa]

Señor Temido mucho stood on his hind legs and waved his two hooves about in the air.
"Senor Mac come over here. I do hope you brought the device!"

[Raging Deadstar]

Hmm why do i have this scary feeling that the older members of this thread have a running mexican joke only known to mac, dogscoff and tesco http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[Timstone]

Bring on the taco's my time travel companion!

[Puke]

Originally posted by mac5732:
just some ideas mac (retired as of 1-1-03 and on vacation from now until then.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif )<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">superb! how are you spending the vacation? (besides playing se4, as if you needed anything else).

[mac5732]

Mac sees Senor Temido Mucho and nods over his way, he hurridly scribbles a note and has a FBW deliver it over to him, it reads ( My illustrious Senor, the device is safely stored and ready for use upon request, it is safely hidden and secured with numerous safety precautions in case of an accident or mischiviousness on the part of others. It also has a time locking mechanism installed to defeat any time revolving tampering)
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

El Puke, I'm enjoying myself emmensly, however, with the holidays around the cornor, in reality still to busy to really partake upon the fruits of relaxation, Several nights out with the guys to some of the local establishments for celebration, 2 dinners and numerous phone calls have kept this old geezer jumping left and right. I have been able to get on the net a little more lately and got in some good SE4 hours of play and have been able to visit the SE4 chat room more then before, but not as much as I would like to for now, but I foresee more playing time in the real near future, However, Mrs Mac starts vacation next week so that will cut back somewhat of my free time until she goes back, but I'm sure I will be able to indulge in my addiction of SE4, gaming and lurking around on the net http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif I look foreward to indulging myself into the realms of researching the questions of the cosmos and being able to enjoy the sights of the FBW most wonderously.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

R.D. Nah http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

just some ideas mac

[ December 18, 2002, 16:34: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

[Growltigga]

Hello everybody, anyone remember me? the despotic intergalactic hirsute and feline dictator of the galaoxy? (oh and patron of the cantina???)

Nice to know no-one notices when you are gone...

If anyone is interested, I have 21/2 weeks of my free time left, I have just come back from west africa, timboutou to marrakech and have 3 days at home before I hit damascus and the crusader castles. Xmas this year is in the desert...

love you all to bits

GT

[Puke]

Puke comondeers the bar and slides a Bass down to the kitty. Then he pours him a beer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Glorious to see you back. watch out for whacky temporal sillyness over there in the far corner, and be sure to try the sentient bean salad (made from sentient beings. bean beings, being beans, make a great three bean being salad, or salad of sentient beans. or sentient beings, being that they are beans..) before you hit the road again.

[Ragnarok]

Ok, was anyone else confused by the bean thing? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Give GT a brewski on me. And get me one too while you're at it.

[Puke]

A bean leaps up from Puke's salad and bites Ragnarok on the nose, before it is skewered with a fork and consumed.

$%^& it, whose idea was it to genetically engineer sentient food, just for the sick pleasure of eating it? these beans are downright irratable.

[Ragnarok]

After seeing what this new food is like Ragnarok slowly pushes his plate of what he thought was just refried beans and some tacos away. He also rubs his nose and says, 'it truely has been a long day, I can't believe I just saw that, or felt it for that matter.' Rags pays his bill and walks out of the Cantina.

[Kamog]

Be careful about eating sentient beings. They might be poisonous... don't want another medical emergency! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

By the way, I never understood exactly what "sentient" means. I learned the word from the Star Trek episode in which Data was being judged whether he qualifies as a life form or not. ( http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif Poor Data... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif ) In order for him to have the same rights as other beings, he had to be (1) intelligent, (2) self-aware, and (3) sentient. Everyone was clear that he qualified for (1) and (2) but they weren't sure about (3).

[Atrocities]

Well its offical, Hell has indeed frozen over.
click here (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1040323093.jpg)

[ December 19, 2002, 18:38: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[dogscoff]

Kamog, I don't know the dictionary definition but it's to do with how intelligent a thing is. For a example a human is sentient, but a dog isn't. Or at least, a dog is a lot less sentient... Oh I don't know.

*Dogscoff orders a plate full of something sentient and angry.

'Tig! Good to see you back, if only for a while. I've managed to stall the health inspectors so far, but I'm not sure how much longer the Cantina will Last. Never fear though, when we do get kicked out we will surely find somewhere else: A cantina replacement thread is underway...

[ December 19, 2002, 14:45: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

[Timstone]

Atrocities: I can't get into the site without registering. Could you just post the message. I'm really curious what is happening back home. I don't get that many calls from my homeplane of Baator.

[Raging Deadstar]

Glad to see you back growltigga. Buy a drink on fyrons tab for yourself

Also Kamogs been harming your profit margin doing obscenly things with the FBW's upstairs. I suggest we have a good old fashioned chase

*pulls out helmet with horns on*

Haaaaaaalllllllllooooooooo

[Atrocities]

click here (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1040323093.jpg) to confirm that Hell has indeed frozen over.

Nice to know no-one notices when you are gone...<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">We all noticed you were gone, but knew you would be back. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif It hasn't been the same around here without ya. Glad your back. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ December 19, 2002, 18:42: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[Raging Deadstar]

Originally posted by Atrocities:
[QB]click here (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newuploads/1040323093.jpg) to confirm that Hell has indeed frozen over.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Boy now i really want to live there atrocities!!!

[Timstone]

Man, my hometown is really frozen over. That sucks! Now I'll have to help granny plowing throw the snow to get to a decent torture shop to get some fresh meat. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
Thanks for the pic Atrocities. As I said news from home reaches me very late.

[Atrocities]

Boy now i really want to live there atrocities!!! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh god, for a second there I mis-read you post, and thought you wrote you wanted to come live with me, and frankly dude, that scared the hell out of me.

I had to re-read it. You ever get to the point in your day when you realize that its simply time to call it a day? To just give it up and go home?

"Game over man! Game f***ing over!"

[ December 20, 2002, 00:55: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

[tesco samoa]

Hell is north of Detriot.... Nuf said.....

[Puke]

north of Detroit, then? I take it Hell is prone to fairly frequent freezes, in that case?

[Kamog]

Is it nice there in the summer? It must be okay there at least some time during the course of the year...

[Ruatha]

Just wanted to avoid the closing rush crowd.
*looking around with a tear in the eye*

[Raging Deadstar]

Hey ruatha became a deity on the forum, hell must freeze over quite usual thanks to the nonsense ever name changing thread

[Gryphin]

GT was gone?

[mlmbd]

WHO? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

You know GT, Big furry feline, married to the fear of god that is Mrs GT, Owner of the cantina. You know that insignificant person who along with gryphin came up with this thread

Never heard of him http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

[Timstone]

Hey, RD! Where's your timetraveling adventure? I'm dying to read it!

[mlmbd]

RD, OH, that GT! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Sorry Timstone, i deleted it, my bad lol It went along with 2 vidrihne shipsets because the troop was missing. It might be in the recycle bin. Anyway it might be a while cos i'm currently writing a fanfiction, Timstone, you up for a game after christmas once i get gold on pbw.

Also does anyone actually have the Vidrihne full shipset with the largetroop mini file??? The universal shipyards Version has it missing

[ December 22, 2002, 08:59: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[Fyron]

Just make a mini pic out of the portrait. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Thanx fyron

*Groans* Now i have to download the file again, wait for photoshop to open, minimise the file, resave it and pray that during all this it doesn't crash. Sometimes i hate my computer

Also No wonder the babylon5 threads so popular, timstone "accidently" posted 11 times in a row, lol, i thinks they trying to keep there lead over the cantina in Posts

[Timstone]

Hahaha... I'm soooo sneaky, aren't I?
I don't know what happened, but i think my keyboard got stuck. Ah well, won't happen again. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[mlmbd]

timestone, you know; you could have just gone back in time, and changed it! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Maybe that timebox of yours isn't all it is cracked upped to be! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Hmm it is, just works better under the influence of alcohol http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[mac5732]

RD, actually, Tesco is the one who originally put the initial thread together for GT & Gryphin. As those two illustrious antagonists to each other would cover the airwaves of the forum challenging each other to acts of meyham, mischief, and other types of unmentionable acts http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif . The rest of us innnocent, calm, peaceful types then decided to put our two cents worth in and thus became embroiled in controversy, mishief, meyhem, cartoon violence, etc. and the cantina grew, and grew, and grew. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

just some ideas mac

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
ALmost forgot... Mine involves an ax
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Mine does to. But I don't pay attention to those things. IMHO they're dumb. No offense to anyone that likes them.

[Raging Deadstar]

Heh certain shortcomings in my education? celestial bodies? Sounds like i'm destined to miss out homework to play seiv, i'm happy now! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[mlmbd]

rags, But I don't pay attention to those things. IMHO they're dumb. No offense to anyone that likes them. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What would those things be?!

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:
rags, </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif"> But I don't pay attention to those things. IMHO they're dumb. No offense to anyone that likes them. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What would those things be?!

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Horoscopes. (sp?)

[mlmbd]

rags, oh, never pay any attention to them! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[tesco samoa]

ALmost forgot... Mine involves an ax

Aries: (March 21—April 19)
Nothing can convince you that the chase sequence in Bullitt isn't the greatest love scene ever committed to film.

Taurus: (April. 20—May 20)
The stars say this is a good week for romance, but lately you've been getting the feeling they're not talking about you.

Gemini: (May 21—June 21)
You will come very close to acting heroically when you push an old lady out of the way of a hurtling bus and underneath a cement truck.

Cancer: (June 22—July 22)
Don't take next week's failures too hard: No one could have foreseen the sudden appearance of so many ax-wielding monkeys.

Leo: (July 23—Aug. 22)
Your neighbors are progressive enough to accept a May/December romance, but don't expect them to like your May/at-least-a-year-from-October fling.

Virgo: (Aug. 23—Sept. 22)
Certain shortcomings in your education and upbringing cause you to read meaning into the relationships among various celestial bodies.
Libra: (Sept. 23—Oct. 23)
You'll soon meet someone who helps you forget all about that previous bad relationship by forcing you to focus on putting out constant fires.

Scorpio: (Oct. 24—Nov. 21)
You will be bemused and bewildered to discover that you are mentioned in the creation myths of three-fourths of the world's cultures.

Sagittarius: (Nov. 22—Dec. 21)
Just when your life seems to be a never-ending series of miseries, disappointments, and small disasters, it will surprise you by abruptly ending.

Capricorn: (Dec. 22—Jan. 19)
Now that you've achieved exactly half of your life's goals, it's time to start thinking about eating a second whole turkey.

Aquarius: (Jan. 20—Feb. 18)
You will suffer humiliation and loss of reputation when your culinary experiments in Korean/Latin fusion blow an entire city block sky-high.

Pisces: (Feb. 19—March 20)
Your troubles will be over before you know it, but most witnesses will agree that you probably didn't feel a thing.

[Kamog]

OK, but how about tea leaves reading, crystal ball gazing, Tarot cards, psychic hotline 1-900 numbers, palm reading, and alien guru channeling? Do you think we should pay attention to any of these?

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:
OK, but how about tea leaves reading, crystal ball gazing, Tarot cards, psychic hotline 1-900 numbers, palm reading, and alien guru channeling? Do you think we should pay attention to any of these?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Not one bit. All of those are stupid as well. Again, no offense to anyone.
I just cannot see why someone would want to get in volved in such things. It is all spirtism and demons at work there.
Once more for force, no offense to anyone that is involved in such things.
That is just my opinion on the matter.

[Timstone]

Demons?! Spirits?! Ehh... I heard my name...

[mlmbd]

Timstone, so are you a Demon, Evil Spirit, Demonic Spirit, Evil Demonic Spirit or just a so so Spirit? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

The reason I ask, is I would like to know if I need to run! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[dogscoff]

Spirits? Thanks. I'll have a brandy. Oh hell, make it a triple, it's Christmas...

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:

The reason I ask, is I would like to know if I need to run! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hey mlmbd, let me know what you find out from Timstone. You just might have a running partner. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Timstone]

With a cloud of smoke Timstone appears in the Cantina. He turns his head towards Rags and Mlmbd, smiles and hovers to the bar. Stiffed in fear of the Devilish demon that appeared in the middle of the establishment, Rags and Mlmbd continue to stare at the Horned One.
"One Hellraiser BloodyMary and some brewski's for Rags and Mlmbd." says Timstone.
When Timstone receives his drinks he floats to the table of Rags and Mlmbd. Rags and Mlmbd are still frozen in fear. Timstone offers them the drinks and takes a sip from his Hellraiser BloodyMary. Content with the fear instilled upon his friends Timstone disappears within the same cloud of smoke and is vanished.

[Puke]

puke produces an unbrella and opens it over his head, just before the smoke detectors set off the cantina fire suppression system, and sprinklers begin to rain down on everyone.

Happily dry, puke sipps his beverage as he watches everyone else become drenched, and their drinks watered down.

-you think they're nice at first, but those demons are really pricks.

[Raging Deadstar]

Heh

*wanders outside and gets changed in the portaloo, hoping barry won't cock his leg while he's in there.*

Ok, i'll order a new drink now as it's christmas. Taz, order me your finest festive over priced christmas special drink on the house

[ December 24, 2002, 19:28: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ]

[mlmbd]

OH YEAH! Bet Timstone thought I was afraid! Just trying to decide if I needed to go to bathroom or laugh, worse. Wanted to laugh. But I really need to go the bathroom! Laughing might have hastened that! So, I just stood there, laughing and crying, on the inside. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Now, please excuse me! *mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif * wanders into the Lavatory

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Kamog]

Hey, I think I know how they appear and disappear using smoke. I saw this trick once in a ninja movie. He quietly crawls along the beams on the ceiling and drops a little smoke bomb to produce the smoke, and then he jumps down, so that he's there when the smoke clears. To disappear, he just drops another one and hides somewhere.

[Ragnarok]

In light of this new information Rags begins his search of Timstone. He looks around the room and see no where could Timstone hide. So Rags looks under the table him and mlmbd were at and he sees Timstone waiting for Rags and mlmbd to leave the Cantina.
"Timstone!" begins Rags, "You made me wet my pants for nothing! You little...."

Rags then begins to hit Timstone with a dead fish he saw laying on the floor.

[Timstone]

Hahaha... F**k, I was discovered. Damn mini smokebombs! LOL!!!
Have some brewski's on my tab guys!

Edited for typos

[ December 25, 2002, 09:35: Message edited by: Timstone ]

[mlmbd]

Kamog, I saw that movie too!

rags, HIT him again, HIT him again, Harder harder!!

Timstone; Thanks for the brewski! Oh, BTW, I know a great pyrotechnist! If you want his name and address! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by mlmbd:

rags, HIT him again, HIT him again, Harder harder!!<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ok!
Rags puts the dead fish in his new automated fish slapping device. He puts it on high and full speed. The machine goes crazy and just begins to beat Timstone to death.

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[Timstone]

Pff... slap me to death, yeah, yeah, yeah. You can go too far you know. Get lost with those fishes! I already gave you a drink on my tab, you vulture. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

*Timstone pushes the "off" button on the automated slapper and returns to his spaceship.*

I'll be gone for the next three days. I'm off to Paris to visit a friend of mine. Take care, bye!

[Raging Deadstar]

Heh, can u really slap a dead demon to death???

Grabs a drink off timstones tab to celebrate his undeadlyness http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Heh, can u really slap a dead demon to death???

Grabs a drink off timstones tab to celebrate his undeadlyness http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Good question...

You can go too far you know. Get lost with those fishes! I already gave you a drink on my tab, you vulture. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">It was mlmbd's idea! I was done but he told me to hit you harder and more... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Edit: Have fun on your trip Timstone!

[ December 26, 2002, 20:58: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

[Timstone]

Hahaha... I love the Cantina and it's patrons! Have another brewski on my tab (RD and Rags)!

On saturday I'll go to a massive Goth party in the outskirts of Paris. Yes, I'm a goth too. In the not so recent discussion about it I witheld myself from comment. I know myself, I would say things I'll regret later on. Anyway, till next time amigos! Bye!

[mlmbd]

rags, It was mlmbd's idea! I was done but he told me to hit you harder and more... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Just wanted to see how tough a 'Demon' Timstone was. That's all.

RD, Heh, can u really slap a dead demon to death??? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">rags is right, that is a 'Good question'.

Timstone, Hahaha... I love the Cantina and it's patrons! Have another brewski on my tab (RD and Rags)! <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Obviously not 'All' the patrons! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

P.S.; Have a fricken GREAT time in Paris. You lucky dog! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Ragnarok]

Rags grabs his second brewski from Timstone and drinks it down. Ahh that was good! I will have another... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

*Wanders in after parking his brand new Darkshines class battlecruiser in the space reserved for GT, Buys mlmbd a brewski as timstone left him out, sits down, adds a bit to his fanfifc, and ponders his question, can you really slap a dead demon to death?*

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[Kamog]

I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that a dead demon can't be killed; it can only be banished.

[Ragnarok]

Originally posted by Kamog:
I'm not sure, but I'm guessing that a dead demon can't be killed; it can only be banished.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hmmm, there has to be a way to kill them. Doesn't Buffy do it all the time?

[Rojero]

Walks into the scene unoticed. Grabs a space brew for him and da crew. Sits at a table and watches the crowd....
Hmmm...interesting people around dis joint!
...speaking of said plant...(whips out his pipe)
...curses...no luck ...no high...just all low..
(insert weeping here! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif )

[geoschmo]

I miss Tigga. When's he coming back? Anyone know?

[mac5732]

My Illustrious Geo, Mr GT, the Furry Feline and rapscallion, stated he would be gone for several weeks and in addition with his new job he didn't know if he would be able to indulge himself as much in regards to the furtherance of the subliminal knowledge of those of us here in the cantina. The Gryphin as well has been most indisposed in regards to creating a demonic mod of his own creation which has taken up some of his time. (PS, Old Gryphin, still waiting for that game http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif )

Therefore, Since Rags and RD have put forth that the drinks were on Timstone's tab, I must force myself to indulge in the furtherence of tasting a number of good brewskis's within this fine establishment. Oh, and Tesco, have no fear, I shall not eliberate myself to the point of revealing to anyone where the "Device" is secretly located. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

just some ideas mac

[Kamog]

Hey, what's going on? Why do most of the people here have missing avatars and it says "unregistered" under their names? Strangely, it's only in this Cantina thread...

Edit: Never mind, it's OK now.

[ December 28, 2002, 04:09: Message edited by: Kamog ]

[DarkHorse]

It's late, on a Friday night, and the dark stranger slowly drinks in the scene about him; smoke wafts through the cantina, an obscuring mist roiling lazily about the scattered patrons as they busy themselves in their drinks and their contemplations, eager to forget the travails of the long week. His thirst momentarily sated, the stranger leans back in his chair and casts a single eye toward the waitress; she knows her job well, and in a moment brings a fresh drink to the table. She doesn't catch his eye, directly, but the stack of crumpled bills on the edge of the table is thanks enough. In a moment he is again alone, content to monitor his surroundings with his deceptively thorough gaze. He says little, and misses less.

[ December 28, 2002, 05:18: Message edited by: DarkHorse ]

[Raging Deadstar]

*Raging Deadstar and Ragnarok smile at these new additions to the cantina, they know what they must do...

"Hi Darkhorse, i believe you are new round here, this card will sort out everything you need to know about the cantina!" Darkhorse gladly accepts that card an reads it aloud...

"Onions?"

*RUMBLE*

The roof opens and darkhorse is burried under a few tons of the O-Word veg.

Ragnarok is busy sneaking up on Rojero, pulls out his Custard to Air to Ground missile and opens fire, an almighty splat covers the far side of the cantina. The two newcomers lift there heads respectively out of the O-Word and custard and are even more respectively given 2 pints off Raging Deadstars tab.

"Welcome to the cantina http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif "

Darkhorse and Rojero both look at each other perplexed and drink their gifts, maybe plotting their revenge*

Ahhh how i love cartoon violence

[Ragnarok]

Smoke still rolling out of Rags Custard to Air to Ground missile, Rags pulls it to an upright position and blows the smoke away.
"Never leave home without it!" says Rags as he walks over to the bar and gulps down his drink.

"Yes, as RD mentioned Welcome to the Cantina folks. You will have good times here, if you don't.... Then there is always more Custard in this baby." he says as he pats his Custard to Air to Ground missile.

RD: I agree, Cartoon violence is awesome! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[Arkcon]

A twitchy little man walks in, orders a double strength expresso with a Red Bull chaser. And keeps his missile launcher handy.

[tesco samoa]

Señor Temido mucho issued the commands.

The Llama's moved quickly thru out the cantina.

Opened the stored tomato cases and loaded their Tomato launchers. Prepaired to die they stood waiting for the command.

"Senor Mac. Parada Del Tiempo of hilo de rosca will occur very soon. Perhaps you could activate the device at this time? El Gryphin fetch the gato calvo for his time has come to leave a Lasting remark."

[Kamog]

Hi everyone, looks like we're all getting ready for a big battle! Who are we fighting? I'm ready, I brought some hard fruitcake and leftovers from Christmas dinner to throw. So, when do we expect our enemies to show up?

[Quikngruvn]

Originally posted by Kamog:
So, when do we expect our enemies to show up?<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Aren't the health inspectors still around, or did they get eaten/bribed/glassed?

[Quikngruvn dons his elven chain mail, just in case, and snags a beer off of the nearest available open tab....]

Quikngruvn

[TerranC]

Hello all.

*looks around with llamas and missile torpedoes*

What's all this...?

[mlmbd]

The Cantina!

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Raging Deadstar]

Raging Deadstar wonders how he ended up in this situation. Sandwiched between two llamas at the bar they buy him another brewski and begin telling stories of pastures old in argentina. Feeling slightly nervous about the fact that these llamas are carrying rocket launchers Raging Deadstar makes his excuses and heads to his ship, returning with a sieve on his head, some body armour, his favourite quantum torpedo launcher and his trusty baguette which is about 2 months old. Feeling ready to get to the bottom of this situation he walks over to Macs table

All is silent, the llamas and Rags stop singing together. Mac gazes up from the newly set chess set he was contemplating and gazes up, the atmosphere is tense, Raging Deadstar loses the nessercary staring contest and blinks. He sits down slowly and moves his pawn two spaces forward, Mac accepts this challenge and moves his pawn too. After many exchanges in which Raging Deadstar is losing badly he decides to ask the question he came to ask. As he was about to he realises whats going to happen

The end of the cantina is nigh http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Puke]

a dead calm falls over the scene. patrons eye each other with fear and malice, llama henchmen and aquatic minions (Dogscoff is here for this, isnt he?) cast watchfull glares at each other, over the sights of their heavy weapons.

a faint drumming is heard in the distance, which grows louder as Puke holds high the mucky plunger of the slain sewer-god. Chanting becomes audible as an army of Loo-Worshipers peer from out of the crack of the water closet door. Seeing the one that wields the scepter of command, they fall silent and await the comming battle.

as the drumming dies off, and the gibbering of the Loo-Worshipers drops to sub-audible levels, scores of line-dancing high-kicking GHB-miniturized FBWs from the Last clone war come streaming out of a small door at the end of the bar. As they dance across the bar, they each fill and carry a shotglass to their master and creator.

With the Loo-Worshipers behind him, and a phalanx of cloned GHB-miniturized line-dancing FBWs in front of him, Puke continues to hold high the Plunger of command as he slams back the first of the long line of shots prepared infront of him. as he pounds the empty shotglass upside-down on the table, the cantina is once again silent.

edit: 1985, 15 to go

[ December 29, 2002, 23:07: Message edited by: Puke ]

[Quikngruvn]

Quikngruvn re-analyzes the situation, and quickly realizes elven chain won't be enough for the impending onslaught, even if it is +4 (+3 vs. sewer attacks). He reaches into his pocket and produces what looks like a small black cloth. He lays the cloth onto a table and sticks his arm into the cloth, and pulls out his +2 Helm of Vegetable Empathy. After donning the helm, he then produces from the cloth a Ring of Ultra-Regeneration, a +5 Shield (+10 vs. Cartoon Violence), and a +4 Mace of Disruption. Now suitably prepared, he returns the cloth to his pocket and orders a very stiff drink from the bartender.

[Edited by the Grammar Patrol.]

Quikngruvn

[ December 30, 2002, 02:10: Message edited by: Quikngruvn ]

[Timstone]

Hi everyone, I'm back!

I had a GREAT trip in Paris! The women are just soooo damn nice.

Mlmbd: Damn I forgot Mlmbd! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif I'm truly sorry about forgetting you. My humblest apologies. Here, have a brewski.

[mlmbd]

Timstone, Hi, yourself. Mlmbd: Damn I forgot Mlmbd! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif I'm truly sorry about forgetting you. My humblest apologies. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Apology and the brewski are greatfully accepted.

I had a GREAT trip in Paris! The women are just soooo damn nice. <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">You know it would be really easy to hate you right now! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

I am glad that you had such a GREAT time.

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

[Kamog]

Wow, sounds like Paris is a great place to go on vacation! Maybe next year (hmm, only a couple of days away...) But I guess I'll have to learn to speak French first... where else are there nice women?

[Raging Deadstar]

Welcome back timstone, buy a drink on my tab, the cantina is coming to it's end, i just wonder what Growltiggas got up his sleeve for the new establishment http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif

[mlmbd]

kamog, where else are there nice women? <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">They are every city!

RD, i just wonder what Growltiggas got up his sleeve for the new establishment http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/confused.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I was wonder about that myself!

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[Ragnarok]

We shall soon find out my friends. Only 8 more Posts to go until we say goodbye to our current Cantina. Everyone can have a drink on my tab.

[Timstone]

Wow, 8 Posts left?! Well 7 after this one.
Paris is great for a few days, it's a bit expensive. And the women tend to watch for the trendy guys. If you (like me) are a bit out of sinc with th current trend, you are likely to end up in the gutter. Fortunately me Polish gf was with me so I had no trouble with women (or their bf's).
Another VERY good city to check out beautiful women is Prague. It beats Paris and Amsterdam with ease. Well that's my opinion.

I hope GT returns with a grand entry. I can't wait to read about the new cantina. Hope to see ya all there! In case I forget: Happy new year and all the best for 2003!!

[Gryphin]

Don't know if it is true:
Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." As July 22 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the international date line -- and it was July 23.

[TerranC]

Originally posted by Gryphin:
Don't know if it is true:
Because of a minor infraction, a shipmate of mine aboard the USS Reeves, bound for Japan, was busted one rank, fined and given extra duty for three weeks. Looking forward to celebrating his 21st birthday on July 22, he consoled himself every night during his extra duty by reciting, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." As July 22 approached, his excitement increased. When he went to bed on July 21, he happily repeated, "They can bust me, they can fine me -- but they can't take away my birthday." The next morning, he found out that the ship had crossed the international date line -- and it was July 23.<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Technically, the universe took away his birthday, not the navy.

[ December 31, 2002, 22:14: Message edited by: TerranC ]

[mac5732]

As Mac is playing RD in chess, he glances around nervously around the cantina, he keeps looking at his watch, oh me oh my, My Good RD, I must excuse myself for a few minutes.... with that Mac gets up from his table and walks over to the far wall, where he fumbles around and an secret door opens, Mac walks thru...., Several minutes later he comes back out, fumbles around again, the door disappears. He walks back to his table, shaking uncontrolably and with moisture filling his eyes, he sits down, moves his Knight to q3, and whispers to RD, The "Device" has been engaged, the countdown has begun..... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif He then orders a double brewski on Rags's tab sits back and tries to enjoy his chess game with RD

Very Nervous Mac

[Taz-in-Space]

...Fade in, to Taz behind the bar polishing, for what seems like the millionth time, an imaginary spot on its gleaming surface.

"Gonna miss this old place". Taz says with what suspiciously looks like a tear in the corner of his eye. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

The tension seems to be getting thick enough to cut with a knife.
How will it all end?
What will finally finish this fine Cantina?
Will GT & Company create another?
And most importantly of all:
WHO WILL GET THE 2000th POST? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[Ruatha]

quickly hurries in to pay his respect with a really loud minute:
"AeioiUUUUIIIOOOOUUUUOOOOEEEIII, puh, AIIiieeeEEEEOOOOooouUUUUUuuuuuIIIiiiIIIIoooOOOOooo UUUUuuuUUUUU"

-Ooops, sorry , didn't read ahead to realise I should remain silent, *Ashamed*
JUST SO NO ONE ELSE DOES THE SAME, READ A FEW POSTS DOWN BEFORE POSTING!!

(If an op will delete this post feel free to do so!)

[ December 31, 2002, 11:31: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

[TerranC]

Originally posted by Taz-in-Space:
WHO WILL GET THE 2000th POST? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Growltigga. Whoever else makes the 2000th post will recieve a hefty penalty.

Edit: Well, unless otherwise noted anyways.

[ December 31, 2002, 15:04: Message edited by: TerranC ]